Post by Barack Obama on Dec 2, 2013 23:45:41 GMT -5
Stop switching out of your physical sweeper and into mold breaker Excadrill when facing Rotom-Wash Stop trying to set up on Klefki with Aegislash. Klefki beats Aegislash in nearly every instance Stop wasting your Mega on Scizor Stop complaining about having to face OU pokes in OU Stop telling me how much I suck after you lose
Post by Barack Obama on Nov 6, 2013 16:12:53 GMT -5
Lam Type: Dragon/Fire Ability: Unrivaled Power - Attacks with a base power of 100 or more become 50% stronger Base Stats: 134/120/90/145/90/131 | 720 BST Mega Stats:134/150/110/185/100/131 | 820 BST
1 - Glare 1 - Hone Claws 1 - Fire Spin 1 - Dragon Rush 11 - Confuse Ray 22 - Dragon Dance 33 - Flamethrower/Dragon Pulse 44 - Recover 55 - Inferno 69 - Cosmic Power 77 - Outrage 88 - Hurricane 99 - Flare Blitz 100 - Divine Fire, Fire Type, Special, 10 PP, 100 BP, 100 Acc, Ignores resistances and immunities. Kendrick Type: Ghost/Steel Ability: All is Twoked - Defense and Sp.Defense of opposing Pokemon is dropped by 1 stage upon entering the battle. Base Stats: 95/80/135/120/135/115 | 680 BST
1 - Shadow Sneak 1 - Curse 10 - Swords Dance 20 - Recover 30 - Rain Dance 40 - Flash Cannon 50 - Shadow Force 60 - Nasty Plot 70 - Cosmic Power 80 - Spacial Rend 90 - Judgement 100 - Twoke, Ghost, Status, 5 PP, 100 Acc, The next attack used by Kendrick will be super effective and cannot miss. Ignores the target's stat boosts. Fiero Type: Fairy/Fire Ability: Equine Companionship - Attack and Sp. Attack increased by 50% if ally is a horse Pokemon. Base Stats: 65/100/70/80/80/105 | 500 BST
1 - Growl 1 - Stomp 6 - Ember 14 - Fairy Wind 19 - Quick Attack 26 - Horn Attack 33 - Flamethrower 40 - Agility 47 - Play Rough 55 - Megahorn 60 - Fiero Blitz, 10 PP, 150 BP, 90 Acc, Receive 1/2 damage inflicted as recoil. Ejay Type: Dark Ability: Overestimated Power - Attack and Sp. Attack become halved after the first attack. Base Stats: 61/180/90/170/70/99 | BST 670
1 - Thief 1 - Payday 11 - Confuse Ray 22 - Feint 33 - Nasty Plot 44 - Night Slash 55 - Sucker Punch 66 - Switcheroo 77 - Agility 88 - Shadow Sneak 99 - Hyper Beam 100 - Wrong Neighborhood, Dark Type, Physical, 15 PP, 20 BP, 100 Acc, Hits once for each unfainted member of the party; steals target's item. Johndude Type: Normal/Electric Ability: ITTT Technical Institute of Technology - All stats drop by 1 stage at the end of each turn. Base Stats: 70/150/135/145/130/70 | BST 700
1 - Double Edge 1 - Thunder 11 - Last resort 22 - Hyper Beam 33 - Mega Kick/Mega Punch 44 - Flash Cannon 55 - Thundershock 66 - Tackle 77 - Nuzzle 88 - Growl 99 - Tail Whip 100 - Johndude's Roar - Normal, Status, 30 PP, 100 Acc, Drop the target and the user's attack by 1 stage. User faints.
Post by Barack Obama on Aug 20, 2013 16:51:47 GMT -5
My girlfriend of 3 months or so is drifting away from me and will probably break up with me soon because I don't give her my time and am canceling dates here and there. I told her before we started going out that I am extremely busy with my 10 hour a day work week and my investment group which is starting to expand into lending. She doesn't fucking understand that this is a crucial period of time for me and meeting up with those I do business and have been doing business with before we started dating is far more important in the long run than dinner and a movie.
Not to mention I have to devote hours sitting around with my parents and our lawyer helping my parents fend off a frivolous lawsuit from some dumb bitch. I've got a ton of crap going on while she's going to the lakes and watching movies with her girlfriends. She has no income and who do you think will be paying for our trip to Paris for her birthday? Me. And I cannot do so working part time at minimum wage. I need to maintain my investment group and do my 10 hour a day job. It pisses me off she cannot understand this. Maybe she's not as mature as I thought and it's for the best. Who knows.
Post by Barack Obama on Aug 3, 2013 16:52:19 GMT -5
Most Civ5 players find the American civ underwhelming considering the unmatched power of the real USA. Without completely breaking the game, I decided to try to make a more realistic one.
President Lincoln of the United States of America UA: Clothed in Immense Power - Receive a bonus delegate in the World Congress for being Host. Receive an additional delegate in the World Congress for each allied or liberated City-State. UB: NYSE (Unique Wonder), 1250 Production, available in Modern Era, requires Electronics
+50% Gold in city which it is built
Provides free Stock Exchange in city which it is built
Reduces Building production and gold cost in all cities by 10%
Post by Barack Obama on Jul 25, 2013 1:38:59 GMT -5
UA = Unique Ability, UB = Unique Building, UU = Unique Unit King Lam the Great of the Lamist Kingdom UA: Highest of Finance - Science buildings tiles that produce gold yield +1 additional gold. Receive 2% interest on gold reserves every turn. UB: Public Bank - Replaces Bank.
Emperor Ejay the Egregious of the Ejayan Empire UA:Stole My Bike - Begin the game with a Spy. Steal techs in half the time. UB: Ghetto School - Replaces Public School.
+1 Science per 4 Citizens
+15XP for all military units built in this city.
UU: Armed Nigger - Replaces Rifleman.
Placement within 2 tiles of a City-State causes Afraid status
Can raze tiles without using a movement point
Fiero the Faggot of the Land of Equestria UA: Friendship is Magic - Resting point for Influence with City-States increased by 30. Luxury Resources provided by City-States yield +1 Happiness. UB: Gay Bar - Replaces Opera House.
One Great Work of Music slot
UU: Flaming Faggot - Replaces Guided Missile.
Ignores terrain cost
Unit expended after attacking
President Eva the Feminist of Pakistan UA: Allahu Akbar - Receive a Great Prophet at the Classical Era. Religion spreads at double the rate in City-States that you could demand tribute from. UB: Insurgent Camp - Replaces Military Academy.
+30XP for all military units built in this city
Build Terrorist units in half the time
UU: Terrorist - Replaces Infantry.
Ignore terrain cost in friendly land
100% bonus vs. Cities
Inflict 50 damage to adjacent units and cities when self-destructed.
Lord Johndude the Cunt Destroyer of Massachusetts UA:Destroyed Cunts - Growth rate of cities attacked by Johnist units reduced by 75% until war is over. Healing rate doubled for units in occupied cities. UB: Red Sox Stadium - Replaces Stadium.
UU: Great Pornographer - Replaces Great Artist.
Great Works produced yield +3 Culture and +3 Tourism.
President Ernest the Earnest of the Confederate States of America UA:Slave Economy - Begin the game with a Worker. Workers built in half the time. Pay no maintenance on Worker units. UB: Great Plantation - Replaces Granary.
+1 Production from Cotton, Wheat, and Cattle worked in the city
UU: Slave Soldier- Replaces Musketmen.
Pay no maintenance cost
Cannot be built when the empire is Unhappy
Becomes Rebel Musketmen when empire is Unhappy
Ownage-San the Sheltered of New Zealand UA:Kawaii Desu - Receive 40 Influence when first meeting a City-State. Barbarians will not enter the empire. UB: Anime Guild - Replaces Writers' Guild.
+1 Great Person Point towards Great Writer
4 Writer specialist slots
UU: Skirted Infantry - Replaces Infantry.
No terrain cost when crossing rivers
No combat penalty when attacking from sea or across rivers
Boss Archer the Gangster of Canada UA:Organized Crime - Tech stealing rate of Spies not affected by Police Stations or Constabularies. Stealing techs and killing enemy Spies grant 200 Gold and increase empire Happiness by 2. UB: Mob Headquarters - Replaces National Intelligence Agency.
Gain 2 extra Spies
Promotes all Spies
-15% enemy Spy effectiveness
UU: Great Negotiator - Replaces Great Merchant.
Can conduct Trade Mission; Trade Missions grant double the Gold.
Can propose a Deal You Can't Refuse in City-States
Deal You Can't Refuse eliminates other nation's Influence in City-State and increases yours by 30.
I have been testing these beta areas lately (I've tried the first five, soon I'll try the others too) and I've found some parts where the instructions weren't right (at least for me).
First of all, in the Beta Great Marsh coordinates I had to go 1S, 14E, 20N, 2E, 10N, 2W, 30N, 30W, SR instead of the instructed 1S, 14E, 60N, 30W, SR, because while going 60N, at 25N my character started just spinning to the right and after watching for over a minute I just thought it would probably go on forever. So instead of the 60N, I went around that spot. But this was really weird, because in this video www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_zkgTDeXZc there's no problem going the 60N.
First Oreburgh coordinates were right and so were the next two coordinates (Jubilife and the unknown being an Oreburgh beta area).
Then, in the Sunyshore coordinates in backtracking part it says 2400N, 5640W, 10W (?), but with or without the extra 10W it didn't lead me to the beta area. Well, then I just calculated the backtracking steps myself and realized that you have to go 2400N, 5550W instead.
So I'll continue from where I left off:
"Another Oreburgh beta area coordinates" (the sixth beta area in this file) had again that backtracking issue, the real backtracking steps should be 15360N 9330W instead of 15360N 3952W.
The seventh coordinates, "More Oreburgh beta area coordinates? Or is it Eterna?" and the eighth coordinates, "Oreburgh again? Or Eterna?", were the same place as the one in the fourth coordinates (in the eighth coordinates you have to go 65S instead of 54S).
Post by Barack Obama on May 22, 2013 2:29:48 GMT -5
"If you want to be with me, baby, there's a price to pay. I'm a genie in a bottle, you gotta rub me the right way. If you want to be with me, I can make your wish come true. You gotta make a big impression (oh yeah), gotta like what you do.
I'm a genie in a bottle, baby. Gotta rub me the right way, honey. I'm a genie in a bottle, baby, Come, come, come on and let me out."
-Nicholas Flare, 2013, "From Rags to Faggot: The Nicholas Flare Story"
Post by Barack Obama on May 21, 2013 1:43:38 GMT -5
I just had the most awesome game on Civ5. It was basically a classical era version of WWII.
So my immediate neighbors are the Roman Empire and Greece. I, the Lamist Kingdom, am a peaceful nation focused on science so I'm just building libraries and and aqueducts and shit when all of a sudden Greece declares war on me because I settled in lands they wanted. Now, all of my production was focused on infrastructure projects and the only military units I have are a pair of archers at the edge of my country to watch for invading barbarians so I had the weaken military by far out of us 3. I didn't expect Greece to attack cuz we'd been at peace for so long. I immediately converted all production to military units, sacrificed food production for military production, and switched my researching to military sciences. The Lamist Kingdom was in a state of total war. But that shit takes a while to get results. Meanwhile, Greece, the dominant military power in the game thus far pushes though my forces and captures all my cities except my capitol and the city right next to it. They try for a while to take my capitol, but I'm somehow managing to fight them to a stalemate thanks a few of my home territory bonuses.
And then my superior scientific infrastructure comes through. I've been able to develop advanced weaponry (cannons, rifles). This was during an era where the most powerful military used crossbowmen, swordsmen, and catapults. After so many turns of fighting off this siege, I begin to push back and I pushed back with a vengeance. Eventually, I am able to push back the Greek forces and retake all of my cities back. By this point, I'm arguably the most powerful country in the game. I'm outnumbered by the Greeks, but my technology is superior. After fighting the Greeks out of my country, I begin to invade mighty Greece itself because I'm so annoyed at having to suspend my usual infrastructure building for this. My forces enter Greek land and start pillaging its farmlands and pastures. This is when Greece decides to negotiate peace. They offer me gold and resources in exchange for a peace treaty which bars either nation from attacking the other for a set number of turns. Battle weary and wanting to refocus on domestic building projects, I accept. However, I do not forget what they did.
A few turns before the treaty expires, Greece and Rome go to war over territory, but it's not really my problem. Even after the peace treaty expires, I go about my business. Rome is putting up a good fight, but after a while, loses its first city, and then soon after, another falls to Greece. At this point, it's clear the Roman capitol city of Rome would eventually fall and Greece would control 4/5ths of the continent we were on. Rome decides to ask for my help in their war efforts. They want me to invade Greece from the east, which is where I was positioned, while they continue to fight in the west so the Greek forces could be spread more thinly so they have an easier time. I tell them to give me 10 turns to prepare, during which I built up my military forces in secret using my now even more advanced technology. When the time comes, I begin my massive land and sea invasion of Greece. Armed with artillery, gatlings guns, and industrial era infantry, I had entered a war being fought with cannons, knights, and riflemen. As I began my push towards the Greek capitol of Athens, I dispatched a few ships and units to the western front to aid the Roman forces and liberate the conquered Roman cities.
One by one, Greek cities on the long path to Athens fell to Lamist rule. I was now the undisputed military superpower on this continent. On both fronts, the Greeks were losing ground. Greek cities in the east were being captured, Greek controlled Roman cities were being liberated. Eventually, Lamist forces arrived at Athens, which despite my superior military, was still a bitch to try to take because it was built on a hill behind a river. The home territory bonuses the Greeks had didn't make things easier. I decided to go and pillage the surrounding land and resources around Athens to weaken production of new defenses. While the Romans were still fighting Greek forces on the way to Athens, they sent a large chunk of their navy to the beaches of Athens and fired upon the city and the troops defending it. At last, my forces were able to seize the Greek capitol.
This was when Greece decided to negotiate peace again. In exchange for the return of their capitol and a peace treaty, they offered half their gold reserves, access to their resources, and free passage through their borders. I reject their offer and counter with a simple peace treaty. Nothing more, nothing less. They accept and so I make peace with the greatly diminished nation of Greece, who is still at war with the Romans. I decide to speed up the war by sending money and troops to Rome to finish off Greece, which they eventually did. Approximately 2/3rds of former Greece was now under the domain of the Lamist Kingdom while the remaining 1/3rd was under Roman control. Greece was reduced to a single city before peace was made between the Romans and the Greeks.
The moral of the story is if you attack the Lamist Kingdom, you will be wiped out in 100 years.
I've noticed that all the tweakers have GIVEN UP on trying to do it in Black and White? Is their a possible way to take advantage of the Insolid Wall on Route 19(Black/White 2 Only) or the Surf on the Tree in Pokestar Studios(Black/White 2 Only)? Why can't we look at the code of Black/White 1 and 2 and see how the game loads?
An elite team of tweakers and void explorers have already completed the tweaking/void glitch with respect to BW and BW2. We've already found early access to Victini and the opposite Lati dragon in BW2.