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Post by Barack Obama on Mar 3, 2012 3:40:46 GMT -5
My university's college of business chose a picture of some ugly black chick to be the face of accounting, my major. Seriously. Fuck them.
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Post by YungCereal on Mar 3, 2012 11:33:28 GMT -5
My ventilation and bitch.
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Post by Nicholas Flare on Mar 3, 2012 20:32:49 GMT -5
I have to finish 8 months worth of work in 2. Homeschooling is awful, since there's no one around to help out, and it's much easier to procrastinate.
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Post by Barack Obama on Mar 4, 2012 3:27:00 GMT -5
I took a nap for 7 years. When I woke up, evil ruled all the lands.
FML.
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Post by YungCereal on Mar 8, 2012 14:34:50 GMT -5
Sucks for you.
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Post by vampiric on Mar 10, 2012 11:34:35 GMT -5
A nigger is living in my house right now. FML.
at least he fixed the damn xbox
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Post by tobiascuyps on Mar 10, 2012 22:05:45 GMT -5
Lol. I'm in 11th grade and was talking to this hot girl and she told me she was in 7th grade. FML!
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Post by Barack Obama on Mar 11, 2012 1:51:15 GMT -5
Lol. I'm in 11th grade and was talking to this hot girl and she told me she was in 7th grade. FML! Not a problem. Just keep it on the down-low.
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Post by vampiric on Mar 16, 2012 17:57:37 GMT -5
So. I was working on something for my friend. I just finished, and I was going to save in a minute, since I had to check for any damn errors. Sai just decides to crash. It took two hours to finish it....
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Post by Barack Obama on Mar 20, 2012 1:23:27 GMT -5
One of the many main reasons I bought a Gamecube and SSBM was because I wanted to play as Ganondorf (since at the time, I was focused on finaly beating Ocarina of Time). Turns out, Ganondorf sucks at everything besides stamina matches. I sad.
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Post by Barack Obama on Apr 7, 2012 4:48:40 GMT -5
ALL THE TOP RANKED PLAYERS ON PO USE TYRANITAR + EXCADRILL THIS IS SO FUCKING GAY WHY DONT THEY USE LESS CHEAP TACTICS OH WAIT BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO REAL SKILLS EXCA DRILL MORE LIKE EXCAFAGGOT IM GLAD THIS SHIT IS BANNED HERE EVEN THOUGH WE NEVER ACTUALLY BATTLE
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Post by Victinirules[SV-C] on Apr 8, 2012 16:01:11 GMT -5
My GODAMN HOMEWORK..........
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Post by Mitt Romney on Jun 4, 2012 20:12:23 GMT -5
I'm in the friend zone with every reasonable looking chick,.
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Post by Barack Obama on Jun 5, 2012 2:55:15 GMT -5
John's little sister is getting hotter everyday, but she's underaged and doesn't live in my area. not that the former matters that much.
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Post by tehdude on Jun 9, 2012 13:57:13 GMT -5
Dat ass is fake. Fml.
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the police
Look to your left. Cram the first object you see up your asshole.
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Post by the police on Jul 19, 2012 13:01:39 GMT -5
I cracked my laptop screen and my shit desktop doesn't work right. BLARRRRRRRRRRGH
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Post by mimiroru on Aug 7, 2012 13:03:51 GMT -5
I hate this game it's designed to piss you off in every way it possibly can and no matter how good i'm playing I always manage to fuck up every possibility of 1cc'ing this stupid game no matter how much I practice it's like noooo you're not good enough fuck you and of course since this is the last stage's boss it has to be the biggest asshole in the game and throw bullshit attacks at you especially the last attack god just who thought that retarded bullet pattern was a good idea at least make it so this boss doesn't take forever to die it shouldn't be alive after 6 fucking laser bombs why do I still bother with these games all they do is piss me off again and again and I can never 1cc them i'm going to go play something else that doesn't attempt to fuck you over every 2 seconds
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the police
Look to your left. Cram the first object you see up your asshole.
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Post by the police on Aug 14, 2012 15:06:19 GMT -5
I AM ANGRY AND I FEEL LIKE BITCHING
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Post by YungCereal on Feb 3, 2013 1:43:24 GMT -5
I just made; a shitty hamburger.
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Post by Mitt Romney on Feb 4, 2013 21:46:21 GMT -5
My penis has turned into a vagina
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Post by YungCereal on Feb 4, 2013 22:16:34 GMT -5
My penis has turned into a vagina That's the result of incorrectly using a dildo.
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Post by Nicholas Flare on Feb 5, 2013 23:04:49 GMT -5
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Post by Barack Obama on Aug 20, 2013 16:51:47 GMT -5
My girlfriend of 3 months or so is drifting away from me and will probably break up with me soon because I don't give her my time and am canceling dates here and there. I told her before we started going out that I am extremely busy with my 10 hour a day work week and my investment group which is starting to expand into lending. She doesn't fucking understand that this is a crucial period of time for me and meeting up with those I do business and have been doing business with before we started dating is far more important in the long run than dinner and a movie.
Not to mention I have to devote hours sitting around with my parents and our lawyer helping my parents fend off a frivolous lawsuit from some dumb bitch. I've got a ton of crap going on while she's going to the lakes and watching movies with her girlfriends. She has no income and who do you think will be paying for our trip to Paris for her birthday? Me. And I cannot do so working part time at minimum wage. I need to maintain my investment group and do my 10 hour a day job. It pisses me off she cannot understand this. Maybe she's not as mature as I thought and it's for the best. Who knows.
Fucking love this thread.
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Post by Mitt Romney on Aug 20, 2013 17:17:29 GMT -5
One important part that you should always look for from a significant other is support. They should always encourage you to chase whatever it is in your life, regardless of the cost to them. Now, that is the ideal partner, of course it is extremely difficult to find someone who will believe that fully. As you stated, there is a slight age difference between the two of you, so it is quiet possible that she isn't at the same maturity level as you. That is not a reason to call things off, but it can definitely lead to lots of stress, frustration and confusion. However, seeing as she might not be as mature as you, she might not understand how much you're going through and how her complaints are paying a toll on you. If I were you, I would approach her about this, no point in letting this conflict drag out any more. The point of a relationship is to have someone to lean on and pick you up when you're down. If she cant then there's really no point in continuing this if it's adding more stress to your life and nothing else. But you never know, you could approach her and she might change completely and begin to support you. But you will never know until you approach her about it, it might be difficult to do, but at this point in time, it's the right thing to do. I've seen couples reach this point and come out stronger, so you never know. And if things dont work out, I can tell you I was in this same exact spot before, I noticed the girl I was seeing was slowly drifting away from me and so I approached her about it and we split up. At first it sucked, but after a while I realized I was able to go back to everything I was doing before, I became closer to my friends, im in the best shape of my life now, and most importantly Im back to the old me. So moral of the story, if things dont end up working out, it doesnt mean the world will come to an end, it made me a better person.
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Post by ownagemuch on Aug 20, 2013 19:46:01 GMT -5
Wait why the fuck did they add likes to fucking proboards what is this bullshit
edit: and what's with the retarded default picture
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Post by mimiroru on Sept 12, 2013 5:59:32 GMT -5
fuck you too, ufo.
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Post by dragonpokez on Apr 11, 2014 19:31:37 GMT -5
My penis has turned into a vagina I told you: Have anal sex, your penis is not a place for another penis to be in.
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Post by YungCereal on May 26, 2014 19:05:26 GMT -5
i.imgur.com/YOonrnS.jpgc dis guy? he a fuckboi. he constantly throws shit then runs away like a pusy ass bich. when u get close, dis little shit grabs u with his grappling dick then tosses u up and hits u with a guaranteed upsmash or dair with his gay ass butterknife. u cant even play his little fuckboi game against him eithr cuz they gave dis niga a autoblock on all projectiles if he stands still and does fukkin nothing. wat type of gay-ass fairy shit is that. and then dis little fukface can spike u without leaving the ground with his upb at any %. fuk dis toy-tossing spin2win bich ass niga
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Post by dragonpokez on Feb 7, 2015 10:19:13 GMT -5
I don't have ORAS FML
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Post by dragonpokez on Dec 13, 2015 23:42:31 GMT -5
I've banged my crush five times already and she still don't develop no love feelings for me. FML
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