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Post by YungCereal on Feb 5, 2013 23:15:54 GMT -5
OK YOU COCKMONGERS. SINCE MOST OF YOU DONT BATTLE OR AREN'T 1000% MLG GO-PRO CAMERA, I GOTTA SET THE BAR REAAAAAAAALLLLLLL LOW, SO FOR THIS TOURNAMENT THE RULES ARE SIMPLE:
THE GAME IS BW1 OR BW2. NONE OF THAT "can i yus pikmin diamondd???" BULLSHIT
DOUBLES ONLY. THAT'S RIGHT BITCH. NO HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA.
FLAT-BATTLE LVL 50 RULES APPLY. YOU CAN THANK GAMEFREAK FOR FUCKING UP
ITEM CLAUSE. DO I HEAR FAGGOT TEARS? I DIDN'T THINK SO
NO BREEDING. THIS PREVENTS YOU FAGGOTS FROM POKEGENNING
NO POKEGENNING. I WILL END YOUR SHIT IF YOU EVEN TRY. AND I HAVE WAYS OF FINDING OUT
IN-GAME POKES ONLY. YOU KNOW THAT SHITTY HM SLAVE MINCCINO YOU HAVE ON YOUR PATHETIC FUCKING STORY-MODE PARTY? FUCKING USE IT.
NO LEGENDARIES OF ANY KIND. THEY DONT EVEN WORK IN FLAT BATTLE BUT STILL DONT EVEN TRY MOTHERFUCKER
NOW THAT THATS OUT OF THE WAY, HERE ARE SOME MORE DETAILS:
THIS TOURNAMENT IS FUCKING DOUBLE ELIMINATION. IF YOU LOSE, YOU'RE STILL IN THE TOURNAMENT. IF YOU LOSE TWICE, YOU FUCKING SUCK, GTFO
TOURNAMENT WILL TAKE PLACE IN THE SKYPE CONVERSATION OR HOO CHAT, I DONT FUCKING KNOW. IT WILL TAKE PLACE ROUGHLY 3 WEEKS FROM NOW. I WONT HAVE A SPECIFIC DATE UNTIL 2 WEEKS FROM NOW SO CHECK BACK TO THIS THREAD OFTEN.
SIGN THE FUCK UP BELOW and have nice day
ALSO, ARON AND WHIMSICOTT ARE BANNED. I'M A LIVING WITNESS THAT THEY ARE FUCKING MONSTERS AND WOULD FUCK THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS SHIT.
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Post by Ernest "GME" Riggs on Feb 6, 2013 1:25:45 GMT -5
Count me in, fine sir!
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Post by Treeckovoid on Feb 6, 2013 16:12:06 GMT -5
Indeed, it has come to one's attention that a rather splendid tournament has been initiated by a rather fine young sir. I, myself, would be delighted if you were to be so kind as to accept my entry into this grand event. I give thanks to you in advance. All the best, Mr. Treecko Void.
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Post by Barack Obama on Feb 6, 2013 16:19:42 GMT -5
Both me and my AR are in.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 6, 2013 16:23:47 GMT -5
WHAT ABOUT A NUZLOCKE TEAM
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Post by ownagemuch on Feb 6, 2013 18:46:55 GMT -5
can i yus pikmin diamondd???
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Post by Nicholas Flare on Feb 8, 2013 0:41:15 GMT -5
im in fuk u ima win
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Post by Mitt Romney on Feb 10, 2013 0:02:23 GMT -5
Call me the cunt destroyer
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Post by X-Sanity on Feb 16, 2013 16:37:31 GMT -5
OK YOU COCKMONGERS. IN-GAME POKES ONLY. YOU KNOW THAT SHITTY HM SLAVE MINCCINO YOU HAVE ON YOUR PATHETIC FUCKING STORY-MODE PARTY? FUCKING USE IT. lol hm slaves in bw2
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Post by Barack Obama on Mar 19, 2013 13:15:44 GMT -5
Ejay, the Tournament Host, has announced the following prizes for this tournament:
- A music video remake of Wally World personally made for the winner
- $5 KFC Gift Card
- Some Pokemon You Could Easily Get Yourself
Could anything motivate the finalists and semi-finalists more?
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