Post by Barack Obama on Jul 25, 2013 1:38:59 GMT -5
UA = Unique Ability, UB = Unique Building, UU = Unique Unit
King Lam the Great of the Lamist Kingdom
UA: Highest of Finance - Science buildings tiles that produce gold yield +1 additional gold. Receive 2% interest on gold reserves every turn.
UB: Public Bank - Replaces Bank.
UU: Nighthawk - Replaces Stealth Bomber.
Emperor Ejay the Egregious of the Ejayan Empire
UA: Stole My Bike - Begin the game with a Spy. Steal techs in half the time.
UB: Ghetto School - Replaces Public School.
UU: Armed Nigger - Replaces Rifleman.
Fiero the Faggot of the Land of Equestria
UA: Friendship is Magic - Resting point for Influence with City-States increased by 30. Luxury Resources provided by City-States yield +1 Happiness.
UB: Gay Bar - Replaces Opera House.
UU: Flaming Faggot - Replaces Guided Missile.
President Eva the Feminist of Pakistan
UA: Allahu Akbar - Receive a Great Prophet at the Classical Era. Religion spreads at double the rate in City-States that you could demand tribute from.
UB: Insurgent Camp - Replaces Military Academy.
UU: Terrorist - Replaces Infantry.
Lord Johndude the Cunt Destroyer of Massachusetts
UA: Destroyed Cunts - Growth rate of cities attacked by Johnist units reduced by 75% until war is over. Healing rate doubled for units in occupied cities.
UB: Red Sox Stadium - Replaces Stadium.
UU: Great Pornographer - Replaces Great Artist.
President Ernest the Earnest of the Confederate States of America
UA: Slave Economy - Begin the game with a Worker. Workers built in half the time. Pay no maintenance on Worker units.
UB: Great Plantation - Replaces Granary.
UU: Slave Soldier- Replaces Musketmen.
Ownage-San the Sheltered of New Zealand
UA: Kawaii Desu - Receive 40 Influence when first meeting a City-State. Barbarians will not enter the empire.
UB: Anime Guild - Replaces Writers' Guild.
UU: Skirted Infantry - Replaces Infantry.
Boss Archer the Gangster of Canada
UA: Organized Crime - Tech stealing rate of Spies not affected by Police Stations or Constabularies. Stealing techs and killing enemy Spies grant 200 Gold and increase empire Happiness by 2.
UB: Mob Headquarters - Replaces National Intelligence Agency.
UU: Great Negotiator - Replaces Great Merchant.
King Lam the Great of the Lamist Kingdom
UA: Highest of Finance - Science buildings tiles that produce gold yield +1 additional gold. Receive 2% interest on gold reserves every turn.
UB: Public Bank - Replaces Bank.
- +25% Gold
- +4 Happiness
UU: Nighthawk - Replaces Stealth Bomber.
- Requires no Aluminum
- 85 Strength
- 22 Range
- Can Intercept aircraft
- Perform Air Sweep and Air Recon
- 100% Evasion
- 150% bonus vs. Bombers and Helicopters
Emperor Ejay the Egregious of the Ejayan Empire
UA: Stole My Bike - Begin the game with a Spy. Steal techs in half the time.
UB: Ghetto School - Replaces Public School.
- +1 Science per 4 Citizens
- +15XP for all military units built in this city.
UU: Armed Nigger - Replaces Rifleman.
- 32 Strength
- 3 Movement
- Placement within 2 tiles of a City-State causes Afraid status
- Can raze tiles without using a movement point
Fiero the Faggot of the Land of Equestria
UA: Friendship is Magic - Resting point for Influence with City-States increased by 30. Luxury Resources provided by City-States yield +1 Happiness.
UB: Gay Bar - Replaces Opera House.
- One Great Work of Music slot
- +2 Culture
- +2 Gold
- +1 Faith
UU: Flaming Faggot - Replaces Guided Missile.
- 150 Strength
- 4 Movement
- Ignores terrain cost
- Unit expended after attacking
President Eva the Feminist of Pakistan
UA: Allahu Akbar - Receive a Great Prophet at the Classical Era. Religion spreads at double the rate in City-States that you could demand tribute from.
UB: Insurgent Camp - Replaces Military Academy.
- +30XP for all military units built in this city
- Build Terrorist units in half the time
UU: Terrorist - Replaces Infantry.
- 50 Strength
- 2 Movement
- Ignore terrain cost in friendly land
- 100% bonus vs. Cities
- May self-destruct
- Inflict 50 damage to adjacent units and cities when self-destructed.
Lord Johndude the Cunt Destroyer of Massachusetts
UA: Destroyed Cunts - Growth rate of cities attacked by Johnist units reduced by 75% until war is over. Healing rate doubled for units in occupied cities.
UB: Red Sox Stadium - Replaces Stadium.
- +6 Happiness
- +1 Faith
- +1 Gold
UU: Great Pornographer - Replaces Great Artist.
- Great Works produced yield +3 Culture and +3 Tourism.
President Ernest the Earnest of the Confederate States of America
UA: Slave Economy - Begin the game with a Worker. Workers built in half the time. Pay no maintenance on Worker units.
UB: Great Plantation - Replaces Granary.
- +4 Food
- +1 Gold
- +1 Production from Cotton, Wheat, and Cattle worked in the city
UU: Slave Soldier- Replaces Musketmen.
- 24 Strength
- 2 Movement
- Pay no maintenance cost
- Cannot be built when the empire is Unhappy
- Becomes Rebel Musketmen when empire is Unhappy
Ownage-San the Sheltered of New Zealand
UA: Kawaii Desu - Receive 40 Influence when first meeting a City-State. Barbarians will not enter the empire.
UB: Anime Guild - Replaces Writers' Guild.
- +1 Great Person Point towards Great Writer
- +1 Culture
- 4 Writer specialist slots
UU: Skirted Infantry - Replaces Infantry.
- 70 Strength
- 3 Movement
- No terrain cost when crossing rivers
- No combat penalty when attacking from sea or across rivers
Boss Archer the Gangster of Canada
UA: Organized Crime - Tech stealing rate of Spies not affected by Police Stations or Constabularies. Stealing techs and killing enemy Spies grant 200 Gold and increase empire Happiness by 2.
UB: Mob Headquarters - Replaces National Intelligence Agency.
- +2 Culture
- Gain 2 extra Spies
- Promotes all Spies
- -15% enemy Spy effectiveness
UU: Great Negotiator - Replaces Great Merchant.
- 2 Movement
- Can conduct Trade Mission; Trade Missions grant double the Gold.
- Can propose a Deal You Can't Refuse in City-States
- Deal You Can't Refuse eliminates other nation's Influence in City-State and increases yours by 30.