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Post by Barack Obama on Apr 4, 2013 14:46:59 GMT -5
I smited you. You mad? Gonna cry?
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Post by Barack Obama on Apr 3, 2013 3:34:50 GMT -5
Smite.
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Post by Barack Obama on Mar 19, 2013 13:15:44 GMT -5
Ejay, the Tournament Host, has announced the following prizes for this tournament:
- A music video remake of Wally World personally made for the winner
- $5 KFC Gift Card
- Some Pokemon You Could Easily Get Yourself
Could anything motivate the finalists and semi-finalists more?
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Post by Barack Obama on Mar 18, 2013 5:02:22 GMT -5
The reason im doing this is because if i get 2 LV.70 dialga(im on plantinum), i would be god. Wrong. To become God you have the murder the sitting god which is me. Come at me bro fite me irl.
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Post by Barack Obama on Feb 14, 2013 14:43:18 GMT -5
u wot m8
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Post by Barack Obama on Feb 6, 2013 16:19:42 GMT -5
Both me and my AR are in.
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Post by Barack Obama on Sept 11, 2012 3:20:09 GMT -5
Who the hell is Vae?
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Post by Barack Obama on Aug 11, 2012 17:52:32 GMT -5
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Post by Barack Obama on Jun 20, 2012 11:32:25 GMT -5
Zim's just looking for attention. You can tell by his "vague hint". You think any serious person wanting to share a discovery would give a vague hint in lieu of just telling people what he did and how he did it or even just making a video about it and claiming the glory? Also, does this look like someone whose words should be studied? i46.tinypic.com/20h287r.jpg
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Post by Barack Obama on Jun 12, 2012 11:48:48 GMT -5
I know Macs being virusproof is a myth, but I haven't used an antivirus software since I got my Macbook and I've had no problems with viruses or any kind of malware.
And John, it's for when you have no internet. Also, faster than trying to find that obscure porn site you got it from.
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Post by Barack Obama on Jun 11, 2012 20:52:44 GMT -5
Lol, that reminds me of when I hid my porn stash behind, like, 7 folders, all with their own unique password.
Ever since I turned 18, I've had a folder on my desktop labeled "SexyTime" for hot pics.
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Post by Barack Obama on Jun 5, 2012 2:55:15 GMT -5
John's little sister is getting hotter everyday, but she's underaged and doesn't live in my area. not that the former matters that much.
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Post by Barack Obama on May 29, 2012 20:33:45 GMT -5
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Post by Barack Obama on May 29, 2012 4:12:48 GMT -5
I got to level 7. You all better change your names to Smuckers cuz you jelly.
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Post by Barack Obama on May 11, 2012 1:20:44 GMT -5
A more meaningless and stupid phrase has never been uttered.
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Post by Barack Obama on May 3, 2012 0:08:23 GMT -5
I found a picture of Arch online. Looks like he's making bank.
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Post by Barack Obama on Apr 18, 2012 12:02:02 GMT -5
The richer player wins.
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Post by Barack Obama on Apr 16, 2012 22:50:23 GMT -5
So, I work at a video store and consequently, I am able to watch thousands of movie free and legally (not that I care about legality). I'm looking for some good movies to watch because the list I already made is pretty short.
ITT share what movies you think are worth watching. These can be your favorites or just movies you think the community should watch at least once.
I just saw Chocolat, which was a best picture winner in 2000. I loved it. Definitely recommend.
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Post by Barack Obama on Apr 13, 2012 11:24:32 GMT -5
I've beaten all the events and my total time for the target practice is a little over 19 minutes. I think I have most if not all the trophies since my chance of getting a new trophy from the lotto is 0.00% no matter how many coins I put in.
As for the 15 minute melee, I got all the way to the end with 720 kills as DK. (Spammed Down-B till time ran out.)
Maybe my game's just messed up.
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Post by Barack Obama on Apr 13, 2012 3:28:27 GMT -5
Hey guys, I can't unlock the past stages Dreamland and Congo Jungle despite doing what the internet tells me I have to do. I've beaten the target practice thing for all 25 characters (Dreamland) and beat the 15 Minute Melee (Congo Jungle). Is there something the internet is keeping from me?
Those of you who have/played SSBM, how do you unlock these 2? They're the only 2 I've yet to unlock.
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Post by Barack Obama on Apr 7, 2012 4:48:40 GMT -5
ALL THE TOP RANKED PLAYERS ON PO USE TYRANITAR + EXCADRILL THIS IS SO FUCKING GAY WHY DONT THEY USE LESS CHEAP TACTICS OH WAIT BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO REAL SKILLS EXCA DRILL MORE LIKE EXCAFAGGOT IM GLAD THIS SHIT IS BANNED HERE EVEN THOUGH WE NEVER ACTUALLY BATTLE
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Post by Barack Obama on Mar 31, 2012 23:40:50 GMT -5
That's my ultimate goal in life: retirement. I've given up on the social revolution that would balance the scales. My goal now is to just buy my way out of the game. That's the saddest thing I've read or heard in a few months. And I don't mean sad in the same way as being an involuntary virgin at age 40. I mean, puppy with 3 injured legs trying to walk, and then breaking his 4th, sad.
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Post by Barack Obama on Mar 29, 2012 18:26:24 GMT -5
Let it be known across the lands that I achieved leetness when no other man could.
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Post by Barack Obama on Mar 27, 2012 6:23:07 GMT -5
A "friend's" status:
WHAT A NANCY BOY. Jesus Christ, this is why America is in a recession.
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Post by Barack Obama on Mar 23, 2012 11:59:16 GMT -5
Where did your economy rant go? I was thinking about a way to respond intelligently all day, then when I come back, it's gone!
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Post by Barack Obama on Mar 21, 2012 23:08:55 GMT -5
Eddie Murphy would be a good lead actor in a movie of drama or substance.
Adam Sandler movies are still good.
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Post by Barack Obama on Mar 20, 2012 1:23:27 GMT -5
One of the many main reasons I bought a Gamecube and SSBM was because I wanted to play as Ganondorf (since at the time, I was focused on finaly beating Ocarina of Time). Turns out, Ganondorf sucks at everything besides stamina matches. I sad.
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Post by Barack Obama on Mar 16, 2012 6:10:02 GMT -5
The first game I really got into was "Find the Nipple", which I played with your mom.
I almost got water temple'd by the part where you had to undo her bra.
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Post by Barack Obama on Mar 11, 2012 1:51:15 GMT -5
Lol. I'm in 11th grade and was talking to this hot girl and she told me she was in 7th grade. FML! Not a problem. Just keep it on the down-low.
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Post by Barack Obama on Mar 4, 2012 3:27:00 GMT -5
I took a nap for 7 years. When I woke up, evil ruled all the lands.
FML.
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