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Post by Barack Obama on Mar 3, 2012 3:40:46 GMT -5
My university's college of business chose a picture of some ugly black chick to be the face of accounting, my major. Seriously. Fuck them.
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Post by Barack Obama on Feb 27, 2012 16:45:36 GMT -5
Anime would still be good if it didn't have unrealistically cute acting, clear skinned, big eyed young girls.
The Twilight series has appeal beyond dumb, shortsighted bimbos.
I want more live sporting events to be broadcasted over my usual TV shows.
Firefox7 music doesn't sound like trance to me.
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Post by Barack Obama on Feb 25, 2012 2:39:24 GMT -5
That self-described nice guy who makes it a policy to respect all women sure is getting laid often.
Archer's obsession with Japanese style drawings of girls is healthy and normal.
That supporting Salamence set you made is really clever and will probably be useful.
I'm about to go on a date with Johndude.
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Post by Barack Obama on Feb 21, 2012 17:28:09 GMT -5
Name: Enigne Description: A larger Rotom that is light blue and white on the inside. It also has multiple bolts of lightning as opposed to 2. Type: Electric/Ghost Ability: Levitate DW Ability: Levitate
Base Stats: 60 HP 65 Atk 90 Def 110 Sp.Atk 90 Sp.Def 95 Spe
Base Stat Total: 510
It will also get the form changes that Rotom has and the associated special moves (Heat form gets Overheat, etc.). It will have the following base stats.
Base Stats: 60 HP 75 Atk 114 Def 130 Sp.Atk 115 Sp.Def 86 Spe
Base Stat Total: 580; full on pseudo-legendary, as it should be.
Signature Move: Static Field - Electric / Special / 80 BP / -- Acc / 20 PP / The attack never misses. Basically a nonshitty vesion of Shock Wave. Also removes Ground weakness for all Electric types for 5 turns.
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Next Poke: Ursaring
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Post by Barack Obama on Feb 15, 2012 4:19:49 GMT -5
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Post by Barack Obama on Feb 10, 2012 6:30:48 GMT -5
Ironite, a frequent HoO chat boxer, has committed suicide recently because of stress caused by some troubles with his friends and now ex-girlfriend and we are all saddened by his death. This is a sad day for HoO and all of its members. I and other members of HoO wish his family all the best. To honor his memory, I've written a heartfelt poem: ...
Lost in a dream Don't know which way to go If you are all that you seem Then baby I'm moving way too slow
I've been a fool before Wouldn't like to get my love caught In the slammin' door How about some information--please
Straight up now tell me Do you really want to love me forever oh oh oh Or am I caught in a hit and run Straight up now tell me Is it gonna be you and me together oh oh oh Are you just having fun
Time's standing still Waiting for some small clue I keep getting chills When I think your love is true
I've been a fool before Wouldn't like to get my love caught In the slammin' door How about some information--please
Straight up now tell me Do you really want to love me forever oh oh oh Or am I caught in a hit and run Straight up now tell me Is it gonna be you and me together oh oh oh Are you just having fun
You are so hard to read You play hide and seek With your true intentions If you're only playing games I'll just have to say--bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye
Do do you love me Do do you love me Do do you love me Do do you love me
I've been a fool before Wouldn't like to get my love caught In the slammin' door Are you more than hot for me Or am I a page in your history-book I don't mean to make demands But the word and the deed go hand in hand How about some information--please
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Rest in Peace, Sweet Prince.
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Post by Barack Obama on Feb 8, 2012 6:08:16 GMT -5
I just want to add 2 more entries really quick, then we'll go back to Octillery. ---------------------- Name: Lam - A divine servant and ally of Arceus. It will have 2 forms, Heaven form and Hell form. I'll go over those 2 now. Its species is the the Angel Pokemon. Both forms can be quadruple weak to Ground (Earth) types. Coincidence? I think not. EDIT: Added a 3rd form. Name: Lam (Heaven Form) Description: Humanoid, white and yellow colored angel-like being. Carries a golden staff and has white angel wings. Has long ribbons wrapped around its wrists that flow. Type:Electric/Steel Ability: Levitate DW Ability: Lightning Rod Base Stats: 110 HP 120 Atk 90 Def 140 Sp.Atk 90 Sp.Def 130 Spe Base Stat Total: 680 Signature Moves: 1. Paradise - Normal, Status, -- Acc, 5 PP - Teleports the field to Heaven. Allies will regain 1/16th of their max HP at the end of each turn. All Dark, Ghost, and Psychic types will lose 1/8th of their max HP at the end of each turn. Effect ends when Lam faints. If the form is changed while knowing this move, the move will change to the other signature move. 2. Divine Bolt - Electric, Special, 100 BP, 95% Acc (100% in Rain), 15 PP - Has a high critical hit ratio. Basically an electric type Aeroblast or Spacial Rend with more PP. Movepool: -- Thundershock -- Metal Claw -- Magnet Rise -- Gust 10 Teleport 17 Wing Attack 24 Thunder Wave 31 Flash Cannon 38 Thunderbolt 45 Recover 52 Nasty Plot 59 Meteor Mash 66 Divine Bolt 73 Thunder 80 ExtremeSpeed 87 Cosmic Power 94 Paradise
------------------ Name: Lam (Hell Form) Description: Humanoid, black and dark red colored angel-like being. Carries a grey spear and has gray angel wings. Don't imagine a devil, imagine a fallen angel look. Somewhat more muscular than the other form. Ribbons from other form are gone, replaced with spiked cuffs. Type: Fire/Steel Ability: Levitate DW Ability: Flash Fire Base Stats: 110 HP 154 Atk 120 Def 66 Sp.Atk 100 Sp.Def 130 Spe Base Stat Total: 680 Signature Moves: 1. Purgatory - Fire, Physical, 100 BP, 100% Acc, 5 PP - Attack damages foe and inflicts damage equal to 1/16th of max HP to all opposing Pokemon not on the field. Sends the field to Hell, all non-Fire, Dark, and Ghost types take damage equal to 1/16th of max HP per turn while on the field. Effect ends when Lam faints. If the form is changed while knowing this move, the move will change to the other signature move. 2. Hyperthermia - Fire, Status, -- Acc., 15 PP - Doubles power of a fire move on the next turn. Raises Def by 1 stage. Basically Charge, except with fire moves and Def. Movepool: -- Fire Spin -- Metal Claw -- Focus Energy -- Gust 10 Teleport 17 Wing Attack 24 Will-O-Wisp 31 Pursuit 38 Fire Punch 45 Recover 52 Close Combat 59 Meteor Mash 66 Hyperthermia 73 Flare Blitz 80 ExtremeSpeed 87 Cosmic Power 94 Purgatory
------------------------ Name: Lam (Ghost Form) Description: Humanoid and translucent with a bluish tint. No legs, just a spectral tail. It's like the Heaven form except no wings and instead of ribbons or spiked cuffs, its arms are wrapped in chains. Type: Ghost/Steel Ability: Levitate DW Ability: Limber Base Stats: 110 HP 75 Atk 130 Def 95 Sp.Atk 140 Sp.Def 130 Spe Base Stat Total: 680 Signature Moves: 1. Limbo: Ghost, Status, -- Acc., 5 PP - Sends the field to the edge of Hell. All weather conditions are removed, residual damage (excluding entry hazards) don't take effect. Effect ends when Lam faints. If the form is changed while knowing this move, the move will change to the other signature move. 2. Spectral Blast: Ghost, Special, 120 BP, 85% Acc., 10 PP - Does damage, 30% chance to confuse. Movepool: -- Ominous Wind -- Metal Claw -- Screech -- Spite 10 Teleport 17 Nightshade 24 Confuse Ray 31 Flash Cannon 38 Shadow Ball 45 Recover 52 Nasty Plot 59 Meteor Mash 66 Spectral Blast 73 Destiny Bond 80 Shadow Sneak 87 Cosmic Power 94 Limbo
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH K, Octillery.
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Post by Barack Obama on Feb 2, 2012 12:25:52 GMT -5
Name: Glokenspiel Type: Psychic Ability: Leviatate, Sound Proof DW Ability: Reverberate - Sound based attacks do 50% more damage.
Base Stats: 80 HP 70 Atk 80 Def 120 Sp.Atk 120 Sp.Def 50 Spe
Base Stat Total: 520
Signature Move: Vibrato - Psychic, Special, Sound Based, 60 BP, 100% Acc, 15 PP - The target continues to take damage equal to 1/16th of it's maximum HP until it switches out.
Next Poke: Octillery
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Post by Barack Obama on Feb 2, 2012 4:45:18 GMT -5
Old, popular game from old HoO. The rules are simple, evolve the Pokemon given to you by the post above yours. You can be as specific or add as much detail as you'd like. I'll start us off with 2 Pokemon so we all know what's up. Since there is no one above me, I'll go ahead and choose the first two Pokemon: Skarmory
Be sure to add a short visual description!
Name: Skarmadon - A larger version of Skarmory, except it's completely encased in steal. The red portions of Skarmory's wings are gone and is replaced by solid steel wings. Imagine an armor plated Aerodactyl, but bulkier, no tail, and more similar to Skarmory.
Type: Steel/Flying Ability: Sturdy, Rough Skin DW Ability: Light Metal
Base Stats: 75 HP 100 Atk 155 Def 70 Sp. Atk 80 Sp.Def 65 Spe
Base Stat Total: 545
Signature Move: Crystalize - Rock, Status, 10 PP, -- Acc - Restore 1/2 maximum HP and boost Def and Sp.Def by 1 stage. User must recharge for 1 turn. --------------------------------------
2nd Poke: Dugtrio
Name: Quadrachode - It's like dugtrio, except with 4 chodes Digletts. The 4th one is larger and angry looking.
Ability: Sand Veil, Arena Trap DW Ability: Sand Force
Base Stats: 55 HP 105 Atk 65 Def 60 Sp.Atk 80 Sp.Def 130 Spe
Base Stat Total: 495
Signature Move: Quad Quake - Ground, Physical (No Contact), 25 BP, 100% Acc, 10 PP - Hits the opponent 4 times.
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Actually, I'm gonna do 3 examples because it's so fun.
Next Pokemon: Raichu
Name: Voltachu - Imagine a larger, albino Raichu (mostly white skin with red eyes) with 3 tails instead of one. Now imagine its body shape to be more aerodynamic.
Type: Electric Ability: Static, Lightning Rod DW Ability: Opposite Charge - Immunity to special Electric attacks, opponent takes damage equal to 1/8th of its total health; 1/16 if resistant to Elec attacks, 1/32 if quad resist, 1/4 if weak, 1/2 if quad weak.
Base Stats: 70 HP 100 Atk 69 Def 111 Sp.Atk 99 Sp.Def 121 Spe
Base Stat Total: 570
Signature Move: Power Surge - Electric, Special, 140 BP, 90% Acc, 5 PP - Lowers Sp.Atk by 2 stages
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Next Poke: Luvdisc
GOGOGO!
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Post by Barack Obama on Feb 1, 2012 22:51:09 GMT -5
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Post by Barack Obama on Jan 31, 2012 0:16:34 GMT -5
I think the Senate (Democrat controlled) has proposed a bill dealing with congressional insider trading. It recently passed a procedural vote 93-2. This doesn't mean it has passed the Senate yet, it's expected to in a week or so. Source: www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/30/stock-act-senate-moves-to_n_1242787.htmlThe House of Reps (Republican controlled), on the other hand pulled the House version of the bill from the Financial Services committee before they could vote on it so the House has postponed a vote on this bill indefinitely. However, the House majority leader says that he wants to revise the bill a bit so we'll see what happens.
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Post by Barack Obama on Jan 29, 2012 23:37:25 GMT -5
OHHHHHHHHH HOHOHHHHHH
DOUBLE WALKWAY ALL THE WAAAAAAAAAAY
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Post by Barack Obama on Jan 27, 2012 4:29:37 GMT -5
Hey guys, I just added a short, italicized paragraph in the original post due to recent events. Please, do read it.
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Post by Barack Obama on Jan 25, 2012 3:07:08 GMT -5
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTAKktjpxmYObama did something pretty amazing last night. He pointed out the corrosive influence of money in politics, and specifically singled out the issue of insider trading among congressmen. He basically called out members of Congress for being corrupt (That moment linked to above, @1:10). I also really liked how so many members of Congress stood up and applauded. They must've been like, "Oh shit, he's talking about me. I better give him a standing ovation so no one thinks I'm a corrupt douchebag." Also, the guy in the background screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" in the background was pretty funny too. He must really like insider trading.
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Post by Barack Obama on Jan 24, 2012 23:27:11 GMT -5
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Post by Barack Obama on Jan 23, 2012 6:13:59 GMT -5
alright, thanks. and would you have anything to say about the bsod test on the second newmoon island? i click into my bag, and before the actual 'bag' comes up, it stays black and the last note played is repeated until i turn the ds off. have you ever done a bsod test on the second newmoon island? I've never had to use the BSoD test, but all of my saves have been successful. You should wait for someone else to come here and answer your question. But my understanding is that if the BSoD test fails, your save will fail.
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Post by Barack Obama on Jan 23, 2012 3:17:18 GMT -5
when im going for darkrai, going north the 65,000 steps, i start to run into walls at about 40,000 steps. is that normal? the walls can usually be cleared by going 1 step east/west, then continuing on north. There's no sense of "normal" in the void when it comes to random stuff like that. If you can get around it, just do so. If opening your bag freezes your game, don't do it. If this blackout is the same one I get, just continue going north and it should go back to normal eventually. If not, too bad. You're welcome, asshole.
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Post by Barack Obama on Jan 22, 2012 15:06:27 GMT -5
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Post by Barack Obama on Jan 17, 2012 1:20:58 GMT -5
Proposal: Unban Deoxys-S, move to OU. Action: Approved.
Tally: 3 Yeas 1 Nay
Majority opinion: "Even though it's a amazing lead, in my opinion it shouldn't be uber, since it's mostly a support poké with no threats at all. Brick Break would shit on its both screens at same time, and the hazards... meh, you just spin then out or bounce back with Espeon like you would do to a Skarmory. :l " Also, it's shut down by Taunt.
Minority opinion: "While I don't doubt that there are a many counters to this thing, it is still regardless one of the strongest leads out there. In a way I don't want to see this guy become the heatran of 5th gen, where every fucking team you play has one. Also, back to it's counters, unless things have changed since I last played, having brick break or spin move thing on your team is fairly uncommon. Honestly, this thing can easily be countered, only if a poke is devoted to stopping this thing."
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Post by Barack Obama on Jan 16, 2012 20:34:12 GMT -5
Ohhhh, that's who that annoying kid was. I thought that name sounded familiar.
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Post by Barack Obama on Jan 16, 2012 13:25:04 GMT -5
False. The water starter is always my first pick.
The person below me thinks Fierosama is hot.
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Post by Barack Obama on Jan 15, 2012 22:50:50 GMT -5
Try pressing and holding the B and Down buttons.
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Post by Barack Obama on Jan 13, 2012 14:28:22 GMT -5
On the Pussification of Academics
So I went to my Anthropology class yesterday for the first time since it's the new semester and sat down between this decent looking chick and this acne ridden guy who, presumably, was too much of a pussy to sit next to a girl. However, that is not the subject of this rant. My frustration is directed at my balding professor, whose name I did not bother to remember. All was well during his lecture. He went over some of basic anthropology stuff such as the 4 main specializations anthropologists specialized in and gave a brief description of some famous (and I use the word lightly) anthropologists. As I said, despite the boring ass powerpoint and lame jokes, all was well. Until he got to Charles Darwin and his theory of evolution. Now, most professors would just describe the theory, say a little something about it other than the brief description, mention something about its significance to our understanding of the diversity of species, and move on to the next subject. My professor did not do this. Instead, he began with a sigh and said that, as an academic, he supports the theory of evolution. The sigh at the start, brought about by his abnormally high levels of estrogen, was unnecessary, but no harm done. He then proceeded to ask his students to please be open-minded. He acknowledged creationism/intelligent design as an alternative theory and simply ended by saying that evolution is what the curriculum will cover. Wat. What I saw was my science teacher begging and groveling at the feet of creationists and people ignorant of science in general to please don't get mad at little old him for teaching evolution. To have mercy on his soul for teaching established science. Pathetic. Now I am not a militant atheist. I decided not to join my school's Atheists and Secular Humanist club because I discovered that it was a bunch of assholes who practiced debates so they could visit church groups and debate religion. (For real guys, find some purpose in life.) But my professor, in his total submission to those who are intellectually inferior to him and to those willingly ignorant of scientific knowledge, was an embarrassment to the scientific community. Here's what I would've said: "...and here we have Charles Darwin. I'm sure most of you have heard of this guy. He was the one who came up with the theory of evolution, which by the way, is supported by an overwhelming amount of evidence, contrary to what fucktards, baby punchers, and scientologists will tell you. Now I'm sure some of you believe God created Adam and Eve and then they had sex, and then incest, and here we all are. That is a fairy tale. Creationism or intelligent design or whatever the hell you want to call it is not science. You are either stupid, hate human progress, or lack the critical thinking abilities that have defined our species if you believe otherwise. And no, that's not just my opinion. If you have a problem with this fact, leave now. Moving on..." Those exact words. Like a fucking boss.
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Post by Barack Obama on Jan 12, 2012 19:43:35 GMT -5
Yeah, but that's not really something we can control if it's a wifi battle. You can't force someone to not use certain Ice moves just because there's a 10% chance another Pokemon might be frozen. Pokemon Online servers might have a Freeze clause because that's something they can program, but since it'd be impractical or at least unreasonable to have on for wifi battles, we don't.
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Post by Barack Obama on Jan 12, 2012 17:14:25 GMT -5
I biked, but yeah.
The person below me has nothing to contribute to society and is generally insignificant.
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Post by Barack Obama on Jan 11, 2012 20:16:44 GMT -5
False.
The person below me is unable to make my karma go below 8,990.
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Post by Barack Obama on Jan 11, 2012 14:21:55 GMT -5
True.
The person below me will say false or some other version of it.
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Post by Barack Obama on Jan 10, 2012 9:59:41 GMT -5
Mostly true.
The person below me is a member of an inferior human sub-species.
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Post by Barack Obama on Jan 10, 2012 0:47:02 GMT -5
Proposal: (Package Proposal, see below for list) - Ban the ability Shadow Tag on Chandelure.
- Ban the ability Speed Boost on Blaziken, move it to UU.
- Ban Wobbuffet.
- Unban Excadrill, move to OU.
- Unban Thundurus, move to OU.
- Reinstate Hax Item Clause.
- Reinstate Self-KO Clause.
- Implement Clear Skies Clause.
Action: Approved. Note: A description of all clauses and what effects they have will be detailed in the official rules thread. Don't worry if you don't know what some of these are off the top of your head.Tally: 3 Yeas 0 Nays Majority Opinion: The tier changes, complex bans, and re-addition of some old clauses just seem reasonable to us. And moving Excadrill makes sense when combined with the Clear Skies clause, which will ban auto-weather inducing abilities if used in conjunction with certain weather-based abilities (to be determined by the tournament director.) The most discussed aspect of this clause was the speed-boosting weather abilities, which was the main reason behind the creation of this clause. We feel that the permanent doubling of speed of certain powerful Pokemon such as Excadrill, Kingdra, and Venusaur is too much of a game changer in battles and makes these Pokemon too powerful. These abilities will be allowed if auto-weather abilities are not on the same team because it is temporary and will take a little effort to set up.
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Post by Barack Obama on Jan 9, 2012 10:04:35 GMT -5
Just throw a Pokeball and hold down Up+B. It turns it into a master ball. Don't you guys feel stupid?
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